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Dirtdog's thread
« on: December 31, 2009, 06:04:12 PM »
I imagine this might be someplace to chill and read a story... I put today's foray up first, since it's current. I'm going to add some more too, if the MasterLlama will allow... He may very well get sick of me and either grant me my own category or tell me to go home...

Winter rides. You either love them, or hate them. If there is a spectrum, I would venture to say that my rides have all been on the positive side. Those who hate winter riding... well... they just don’t do it. A ride is a ride, right? It certainly beats sitting in an office looking at a computer screen...

Tuesday was bitterly cold, and although I had an enormous window, I decided to bag the riding thing. I went out Wednesday late, but it still was before the sun had set. The air was still frigid, and the ground was frozen, but I needed the saddle time. I wanted to follow up on the long weekend ride...

The ground really was firm. I like that it takes on a different texture. Loose dirt, sand, and small pebbles combine into a frozen track that actually grips your tires as much as they grip it. It’s like riding on a cheese grater. Cornering with confidence on a non-slip surface. I was rocketing through sections where I usually use the brake. That is really cool stuff if you ask me. I’ve been riding lower tire pressure of late too, and the handling is off the chart. The front shock I’m riding handles everything thrown at it too, so even on a hard tail, I’m loving every minute. Ripping and gripping...

Today tossed a curve. I had heard the weather report, and I started really thinking about the late afternoon ride I had planned. I decided to put it in my back pocket for later, and instead venture out earlier to see “what was up”. Well... 7:45am was dry as can be. By 8:30am, after a nice long hot shower, I was completely mesmerized to see a good half inch of snow on the ground that was just recently dry! WTF is right! I couldn’t believe it. But as that old saying says, “Strike while the iron is hot!” Or in this case, when it’s cold as ice. Can you say snow ride? Of course you can. I did. I think I got to the trail head faster this morning than I have in a month...

It really is pretty as a picture to see a natural setting covered with snow. The wet snow that was falling was clinging to the leaves and branches, and weighing them down. A dryer snow would blow around, but this snow was coating everything around, including myself. I would say it was a ten out of ten on the fun meter. The trail was eminently rideable, with no more than an inch or two on the trail bed. If I was singing to myself and you heard me? You just might think I’m crazy. Perhaps a bit eccentric too. I call it sheer genius, because 99.5% of the population here on LI, on this given day, do not witness what I did today. The other .5% are you freaking knuckleheads, and the skiers and hikers too...

So it’s the end of 2009. How was your year? Mine was awesome! In fact, everyday I wake and put my feet on the floor is a good day. We all go through trials and tribulations, and lord knows, I’ve wrestled with my share of late. I’ll take this time right now to wish you all a Happy New Year! Can we turn the page? I guess we can. In fact, we have to. A year older, a year wiser? Perhaps. If you’ve read this far, I would like to think that you enjoyed your stay here on this thread too. I keep thinking back to Collins, from IMBA. He said you should celebrate mountain biking. In fact, every chance you get, you should talk about it and write about it.

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Re: Dirtdog's thread
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 06:10:00 PM »
some pics...

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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 06:10:46 PM »
 :D

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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 06:11:25 PM »
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Re: Dirtdog's thread
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 06:24:19 PM »
A ride is a ride, right? It certainly beats sitting in an office looking at a computer screen...
Rub it in why don't ya?!
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Re: Dirtdog's thread
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 06:30:10 PM »
A ride is a ride, right? It certainly beats sitting in an office looking at a computer screen...
Rub it in why don't ya?!

OH.. I will!!!  :wink:  whatcha think Dave....  hey Steve,  you said you had pic's.. post them up.. let's REALLY rub it in!!  :evil12:



just so ya know dave.... you can post up to 4 pics in the same post in a thread....

May your last ride not be, "your last ride"!!

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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 06:48:05 PM »
ACT I - The Introduction

Let me start by reiterating (once again) that mountain biking is an inherently dangerous activity. I like to think that evolution has allowed us to balance quite well on two legs instead of four. This learned response translates very well on two wheels too, most notably when moving forward at a reasonable speed. Yet speed in of itself can cause problems, but when corralled and controlled can often offer moments of sheer pleasure. Speed was a factor tonight, albeit a very small one. Tonight’s lesson had more to do with lack of light and one very major obstacle...

ACT II - The Approach

A last minute decision was the reason to ride. Weather reports did not bode well for the forthcoming week, nor would the itinerary allow a later ride to reach fruition. I decided to strike out for a solo ride at BP. The night park closing forced me to start from the road. No problem... I’ve done this many times and could probably do it in my sleep. The little wrinkle that changed the equation was the decision to start south of the entrance, and not at the library. I waste no time getting from car to bike, but start thinking about battery power upon realizing the Energizer Bunny has all but abandoned me tonight. No double AA’s in sight and each light (handle bar and helmet) I had previously used for almost 2 hours before. Oh well... I came this far... Let’s see what we got...

I roll to the paved path sans lights and realize I can see OK. Not great, but I can certainly make out the path with the surrounding neighborhood lights. Snap decision says, “Keep rolling until you need them.” Sounds like a solid plan, since the trail is still a good half mile away. I start cruising through a paved bike path with some minor snow and ice, but relatively clean nonetheless. I’m feeling good right now... the air is crisp... the temperature still moderate, and the trail is ahead... Woo Hooo! Dirtdog is in his element and loving it! Who’s better than me right now? Well... I didn’t need to ask...

ACT III - The Crash

The last portion of the paved path as it enters BP has to cross the entrance road to the park. While this section seems quite harmless, it has posed many problems before. It’s an “S” turn that crosses car traffic. Not particularly hard to navigate, it still poses a quandary on when to cross when there are indecisive drivers present. I have none of these concerns, since the park is closed, there is not a car in sight, and I’m in my element darn it! I make that lazy left turn and take the speed from the hill to the junction at the bottom...

HELLO!

Yeah... right...
Standing right in front of me is a Police barrier! Not your typical sawhorse wooden thing, but a galvanized steel piped 3 and a half foot high tall monstrosity that is the complete width of the path!
You have to understand this! I saw it with like 5 feet to impact! The first thought was “You have got to be kidding me!” The second thought was “Holy sheet! This is gonna hurt!” The third thought got lost in translation as I cart wheeled in the air...
My front tire slammed the bottom rail... The evil god Endo awoke and tossed something fierce. I was separated from the bike instantaneously, and I was airborne... My fourth thought was “Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan or Jet Li...” I was coming down and I wasn’t sure where... OMG... time slows down I swear...
Needless to say, you are reading this and I am still alive. Not sure why, but this is what happened next... I execute the perfect shoulder roll that gymnasts and certain athletes do on instinct. I think it has more to do with saving your neck than realization of technique. I’m sprawled on the pavement and I’m looking at the sky. My first thought comes back to me again. “You have got to be kidding me!” Somewhere, the evil god Endo was smiling...

ACT IV - The Fix

We mountain bikers are a hearty crew. We pick ourselves up, we dust ourselves off. My right shinbone was screaming, but I did not cry. I clipped my handlebars going over the top and ended up in the middle of the road. The barrier was down, and it was between me and my bike, which was still on the path a good 15 feet away. I pulled myself up and looked at my bike... WHAT?!!! Don’t give me that! You guys do it too! I saw the handlebars were askew and then I wanted to cry... My ride was 5 minutes in and my head was blown completely apart. I could have called it a day...
Remembering that we are on this Earth to persevere, I decide to get back to work. There is a reason why we buy all these gadgets that our spouses curse us for. For exactly this reason. I remove the Camelbak and retrieve my tool... a beautiful piece of steel fashioned in a hexagonal pattern named after some guy called Allen. After a brief 5 minutes I am upright on two wheels again and cruising. HAH! I am rejuvenated once again! But I’m still on the lookout for Endo...

ACT V - Retribution

I ended up riding for almost 2 hours. To say I came, saw, and conquered, would be questionable... I will say this though... The trail had such treasures tonight, and I was completely alone for the duration, that I would not trade it for a different experience ever. Peck’s path was especially challenging, since the cooler temperatures had started to move in as I was riding, and the ice started forming. Delicious, delightful and delirious concentration on curves and corners continuously. Did I tell you I had fun tonight? Some people should experience this just once to see that life is alive...

Amen...